Dr. Loo: Hey lovebirds, how are y’all faring on this fine day? Well, whatever the base your situationship might be, I hope y’all are all safe and sound. We have a guest who is afraid to publicize his relationship to the world. Come on in, Romeo!
Romeo: Hey, what’s up, buddy!
Hugs: Ok, let’s start. So how would you describe your love life so far?
Romeo: I would describe my love life as very fun and enjoyable to be in-
Hugs: Let’s get to the real talk. Why are you so sensitive about being in a relationship.
Romeo: Bro, what? I’m not you must be bugging!
Loo: Dude, we all know you are dating–
Romeo: Hey, hold your horses! I cannot reveal my other half, yet but like coming soon. Who are you even talking about?
Loo: See, that is exactly our point. Do you really think no one notices you leaving classrooms for scores of minutes every day?
Romeo: I’d like to think I’m pretty nonchalant about the whole thing, even then who cares if people see me. No one does anywho I’m a ninja in the night.
Loo: C’mon man. You have to be confident in your relationships. Love yourself and your partner.
Hugs: I think I have heard enough. I diagnose you with Romantic-anxiety syndrome, where you are not confident with your relationship. This type of behavior can negatively influence your relationship overall, eventually ending the relationship without a clean cut, leaving you with an unsatisfying ending to your relationship.
Romeo: Oh, okay. If you think it will be beneficial, I will proudly announce my relationship in the next issue!
Hugs: I will sign you off with some proper advice to give you some romantic boost, so you should be all right by next year… if you sillies are still together.
Romeo: I’m planning on it. Thank you so much doctors! Please have me again some time.
Hugs: Toodles!
Another day, another satisfied client! Contact thespectrum@gmail.com to submit your love life issue and other romantic topics you want to talk with us about.
– Dr. Hugs
– Dr. Loo