Comedy: Of Lice & Love

Once upon a time, there was a teenage girl named Teresa who fell in the dirt while roughhousing with her dog, Millard. Since Teresa fell in the dirt, she ended up getting lice. The lice spread all over her head. Then, when Teresa stood up she dusted herself off, and all the lie fell out expect one, Lawerence. As Teresa cuddled with Millard, Lawrence the louse, fell madly in love with Teresa. And when Millard saw Lawrence’s gorgeous face, he fell in love with Lawrence. But, unfortunately, Lawrence didn’t feel that way about Millard, and Teresa didn’t feel the same about Lawrence. That was because Teresa had a boyfriend named Jeff, with whom she was very close. One day, Jeff saw Lawrence on Teresa’s hair, so he told Teresa, “since you have lice in your hair, we can’t be together since I can’t be with someone who has lice.” So then, Teresa removed Lawrence from her head so she could continue to see Jeff romantically stylez with a Z (Brooklyn 99 reference). Lawrence was super duper sad because the love of his life had exterminated him, and because he was now dead. In the end, Jeff was happy because his relationship could go back to normal with Teresa, now that there was no bug trying to get in between them. Millard was absolutely distraught that the love of his life had just gotten exterminated from his owner’s head, so he held a funeral for Lawrence. Teresa and Jeff got married even though they had only known each other for five months, and moved to Australia with Millard.